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The Bizarre Story Of How One Man’s Pasta Pass Kindness Turned Into A...
YouTube It has become nearly impossible to believe the random claims of any person with access to social media or a blog site these days, what with Jimmy Kimmel mastering pranks against our gullibility...
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Former Porn Star Asia Carrera Was Arrested For Driving Drunk With A Minor In...
Washington County Sheriff's Office Former adult film star and “Colander Head” Asia Carrera was arrested Thursday on DUI charges in St. George, Utah. According to TMZ, not only was her blood-alcohol...
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This Vietnam Vet Can’t Get A Custom License Plate With The Number ’69’
Shutterstock Except for the sheltered children of overprotective adults, everyone giggles a little whenever they hear or say the number “69”. Why? BECAUSE SEX, THAT’S WHY. Unfortunately, this means...
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10-Year-Old Malachi Bradley Safe After 29 Hours In Utah Wilderness
Malachi Badley is an American badass. At 10 years old, most of us would have panicked if we went down the wrong isle in the grocery store, let alone disappeared in the woods for 29 hours. Malachi was...
View ArticleLocal News Station Laughably Tries To Fake A Near-Accident To Sensationalize...
Subscribe to UPROXX Share This Video Look, I get that — as a local news station — there are more interesting stories to cover than a crosswalk that gets routinely neglected by motorists. Like, a cat...
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A Utah Law Would Let Police Shoot Drones Down From The Sky
Shutterstock Drones are proliferating at a surprising rate. They’re always a hot Christmas gift, and more and more people are taking little remote-controlled robots to the skies. The issue, of course,...
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Utah Declares Pornography To Be A ‘Public Health Hazard’ In New Legislation
Shutterstock On Tuesday, Utah Governor Gary R. Herbert will sign two pieces of legislation at 10 a.m. local time. Both of them (a bill and a resolution) are aimed towards curbing pornography, which...
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Did Your City Make The ‘Drunkest In America’ List?
Shutterstock Ever wondered which are the most- and least-drunk cities in America? We’ve got the top 20 of each category for you, and you might be surprised where they are. (Admission: You probably...
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Utah’s Republican Lt. Governor Apologizes For Past LGBT Words And Actions:...
Getty Image Unless you’re from, or currently living in, the state of Utah, then you probably don’t know who Spencer Cox is. A former lawyer, the 40-year-old Republican has been serving as the state’s...
View ArticleA Subway Employee Was Arrested After Allegedly Dropping A Whole Bunch Of...
A Utah police officer was hospitalized this week after a Subway employee allegedly poisoned his drink with a cocktail of drugs including marijuana, THC and methamphetamine. Just one of those...
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Hillary Clinton Appeals To Mormon Voters In A Utah Paper Op-Ed About...
Getty Image Hillary Clinton made a direct appeal to Utah’s Mormon community on Wednesday, authoring an op-ed in the Deseret News as part of a series that has already featured Libertarian candidate Gary...
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Check Out This Visual Tour Of Our Newest National Monument
Getty Image Continuing his streak of getting sh*t done during his last days of POTUSing, on Wednesday President Obama designated two new national monuments in southeastern Utah and southern Nevada....
View ArticleA Rowdy Crowd Shouted At The House Republican Who’s Responsible For Holding...
#Chaffetz spox says he's leaving town hall w/o responding to press. Says his town hall speaks for itself. pic.twitter.com/skX6Izse5U — Kyung Lah (@KyungLahCNN) February 10, 2017 House Oversight...
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House Oversight Chair Jason Chaffetz Now Says He ‘May Depart Early’ From His...
Getty Image Rep. Jason Chaffetz, the Utah Republican who chairs the House Oversight Committee and made a name for himself in the Benghazi investigation, made the surprise announcement Tuesday that he...
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Chris Paul Told Paul Pierce He Couldn’t End His Career In Utah
Getty Image Salt Lake City is no place for a Paul Pierce farewell. The Clippers were against the ropes on Friday night when they battled for their playoff lives on the road versus the series leading...
View ArticleUNLV HOOPS IS COOL WITH BIGAMY
As Signal to Noise points out, the NCAA tournament season is upon us, and with that comes gratuitous human interest stories. And the New York Times has gotten a head start on the field by profiling...
View ArticleIT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S HAZING
Three high school football players in Utah have been charged with sexually abusing three teammates. The boys, all 15-year-old sophomores, are charged with attempted forcible sodomy and forcible sexual...
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March Madness best matchups: Arizona vs. Pressure
Of all the scenes that Al Pacino steals/owns in The Devil’s Advocate, one of my favorites is the rooftop job interview with Keanu Reeves: Pacino: “I know you’ve got talent. I knew that before you got...
View ArticleUTAH OFFICIALS: ‘PLEASE DON’T SHOOT YOUR TV’
The change from from analog television to the new digital feed has had at least one unusual side effect: Utah officials are asking that residents not destroy their old TV sets with firearms. The people...
View Article‘TWILIGHT FANS CAN GET HAPPILY LOST IN CORN’
Yes, that’s the actual headline of an article in the Deseret News. An article about, you guessed it, corn mazes. Utah’s second favorite pastime after butter sculpting. The theme of Utah’s largest...
View ArticleSITE NEWS: PORK CITY
Greetings, Drunkards. I’ve only got a few minutes here in the Cincinnati Airport (beautiful, by the way), but I wanted to let you know that I’ll be in Park City for the Sundance Film Festival by...
View ArticleSUNDANCE UPDATE 2: MY INNER MEXICAN'T
I didn’t meet my hero, but I avoided a knife fight. Call it a wash. I was stumbling out of a bar between championship games on Sunday, nursing a not-insubstantial buzz and walking backwards while...
View ArticleStart Your Weekend Off Right With An Appetizing Canned Sandwich
Did I just hear the third seal popping? LOLpocalypse. The This isn’t the first sandwich in a can I’ve ever seen; that distinction goes to Cheeseburger in a Can, reviewed (with horrifying pictures of...
View ArticleCan You Handle The Heat?
Awesome news for people wearing sweatpants while posting lists of their favorite Smurfs (present company included): the Associated Press informed its members this week that they can cite blogs as a...
View ArticleJimmer Fredette Will Shoot Your Face Off
Given the opportunity, BYU’s star All-American guard Jimmer Fredette will shoot your face off. The Cougars’ arch rivals, Utah, let Fredette give them the business last night on their home floor,...
View ArticleWhen Cosplay Goes Too Far, The Results Are Sometimes Awesome
NORMAL THINGS. When Dale Price found out his son’s school bus route would be passing their house last school year, he did the only logical thing: put on a costume and wave at the bus as it passed. Of...
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The Pac-12 Has A Fresh Name With Fresh Game
It wasn’t long ago when what was the Pac-10 had teams that ran out rosters with multiple NBA stars-in-the-making. The 2008 NBA Draft class contained 12 players from the Pac-10, and that meant there...
View ArticleMan Inspired By ‘127 Hours,’ Predictability Ensues
"Don't do it, broseph." Providing further evidence that hiking serves no purpose, 64-year old Amos Wayne Richards picked up a copy of 127 Hours recently, and James Franco’s gritty performance totally...
View ArticleShawn Bradley Stolen From (Again)
As Eric Freeman of the excellent Ball Don’t Lie points out, there are positive and negative aspects to being 7-foot-6. On the negative side, even mundane, day-to-day activities like buying clothes,...
View ArticleTwilight’s vampire c-section scene causes seizures
NOT MAH BEBBE, BALLA! I WON'T LAT HEEM HURD YEW! Twilight Breaking Dawn, the first half of the Snorkels the Vampire Fetus Saga, premiered last week and promptly earned a kajillion dollars, even...
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If You Watch One Cover Of Toto's 'Africa' Sung By Two Guys In A Utah Pizza...
Last fall I made a roadtrip with a bunch of friends to the LSU/West Virginia football game in Morgantown, WV. Since hotel rooms in Morgantown are scarce, not to mention that the game was in freakin’...
View ArticleSNIKT! Wannabe Wolverine Allegedly Attacks Best Friend For Allegedly Doing...
19-year-old Kristopher Ryan Huff of Vernal, Utah, is facing a felony charge of aggravated assault after allegedly assaulting his roommate with replica Wolverine claws made from real blades. The assault...
View ArticleNew Anti-Diving Strategy: If They Dive, Kick The Crap Out Of Them
To the untrained eye, soccer is a sport where people with no fight training or impulse control hang out and kick a ball around until one of them overreact and everybody starts brawling. I’m a soccer...
View ArticleFrotcast 150: Fantasy Summer Box Office, Matt Meets Gary Busey
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Police raid Utah theater after janitor advertises live sex show on Craigslist
Six people were arrested last week at a theater north of Salt Lake City after the theater janitor reportedly put it up on Craigslist as a gangbang venue and charged participants admission. You know,...
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It’s 2013 And Utah Finally Hired Its First Black Local News Anchor
It’s 2013 so you’d be hard-pressed to travel anywhere and not find a black face on the local news. I mean, even Pawnee, Indiana has Perd Hapley. And now, finally, Salt Lake City, Utah — arguably the...
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3 Bros May Be Facing Felony Charges For Knocking Over 200-Million Year Old Rocks
Bros are the cause of (probably) 99.9% of the world’s problems. They’re destructive when inebriated, terrible at parties, and simple-minded to a terrible degree. There’s nothing worse than a scourge...
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Utah’s Hogle Zoo’s Eli The Ape Has Made His Super Bowl XLVIII Prediction
When it comes to picking the winners of major sporting events, nobody ever does it better than so-called “psychic” animals. For example, Paul the psychic octopus dominated the World Cup years ago,...
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A Teen With Terminal Cancer Used Her Make-A-Wish Request On A New Scoreboard...
Via YouTube On February 7, 13-year old Jayci Glover and her family decided to leave Salt Lake City, where she’d been undergoing treatment for terminal lymphoma for the past year, so she could finally...
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A Wedding In Utah Was Interrupted By Transients Having Sex On The Church Lawn
Shutterstock (Original) While one young Utah couple was trying to have the most beautiful and memorable day imaginable, another older and far more disgusting pair of human beings was just trying to get...
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A Utah Congressman Wants To Bring Back Death By Firing Squad Because It’s...
Getty Image After a botched execution that left a person being executed dead (wait, what?), A GOP lawmaker out of Utah wants to make the death sentence more humane by bringing back the firing squad as...
View ArticlePolice Forcibly Arrested A Nurse For Refusing To Let Them Collect Blood:...
After a traffic collision in July, a comatose and badly burned driver of a truck was taken to the University of Utah Hospital’s burn unit in Salt Lake City. At the hospital, Det. Jeff Payne wanted to...
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A Federal Judge Rules In Favor Of A Utah’s Theater’s Right To Mix ‘Deadpool’...
20th Century Fox Somewhere the Merc with a Mouth is smiling. (If he’s under his trademark mask, Wade Wilson is hopefully doing the necessary eye acting to express this emotion.) A Utah theater under...
View ArticleWe Can Now Add ‘Utah’ To The List Of Words Donald Trump Mispronounces
President Donald Trump arrived in Utah on Monday afternoon to rollback federal protection of the Bears Ears and Grand Staircase-Escalante national monuments, which is said to be the largest rollback...
View ArticlePresident Trump Has Officially Ordered A Dramatic Shrinking Of Two Utah...
President Trump signs proclamation to shrink 2 national monuments https://t.co/OD1EuGWMz6 Trump will shrink size of Bears Ears National Monument by over 80% and Grand Staircase-Escalante National...
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Five Native American Tribes Are Suing President Trump Over His Shrinking Of...
Shutterstock It didn’t take much time after President Trump announced a massive downsizing of two Utah National Monuments for five Native American tribes to lawyer up to protect their sacred lands. The...
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Orrin Hatch Thanked A Paper That Criticized His ‘Unquenchable Thirst For...
Getty Image Senator Orrin Hatch (R-UT), who may or may not be departing from the Senate in 2018 (with Mitt Romney reportedly salivating over his seat), won’t be missed by the Salt Lake Tribune if he...
View ArticleUtah’s Orrin Hatch Is Officially Retiring From The U.S. Senate After Four...
An announcement from Senator Orrin G. Hatch. #utpol pic.twitter.com/UeItaLjR3j — Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) January 2, 2018 Months after rumors first began spreading toward the end of 2017,...
View ArticleRumored Senate Candiate Mitt Romney Was Successfully Treated For Prostate...
While he was running for president in 2012, Mitt Romney’s personal physician released a letter indicating that Romney was in good health. The report referenced Romney’s family history with prostate...
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